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You’re now in charge of writing the messages in fortune cookies. Tell us our fortunes.

I saw this prompt and it reminded me of the lame assignments I got in creative writing. I have some time to kill so fuck it.


“You’re as lovely as a harvest moon. God I hope you know what that is.”


“Stop borrowing money.”


“You’re like, pretty and shit.”


“You’re jokes are so funny that other people steal them.”


“Madonna has all the money in the world, but she’ll always be a fake old bitch.”


“Your teeth aren’t as bad as you think you are.”


“Your iPod has the best music on it.”


“You’re right, she’s a complete bitch.”


“Only suckers tie their shoes.”


“It’s okay to jaywalk.”


“Ice cream will make it allllllll better.”



The XX

The XX – Islands

A perfect summation.

Ghostland Observatory

Freeway Jam: “Sad Sad City” by Ghostland Observatory

Diamond Vampires

I don’t know what to classify this as, so I’m just callin’ it “cool.”

The music on

Thank you for checking out this little blog o’ mine. Just wanted to let you guys know that it’s way,way, wayyy easier to listen to the mp3s that I link if you use FoxyTunes. I use FoxyTunes and it’s the best media player to use with the Firefox browser. You can download it for free at Internet Explorer users…I have no idea what to tell you. I haven’t used IE in years because it sucks balls.

Regardless, click on any song link and it should re-direct you to the song.

Thanks for listening,